Cockblocker

Is there sex after children? Hell Yes! Not only is there sex after children, [well not immediately after children I'm told (since our Space Invader didn't rip my lady parts up I can't speak from experience)], there can still be great sex after children.  As long as you and your spouse are prepared for the occasional interruption, or "cock blocking" as we like to call it.

Our home before the lovely one we live in now (thanks to the Sarg) was a two bedroom two bathroom apartment with the SI's bathroom right next to our bedroom door. ....After a long day of teasing each other, when we got home from our outing we quickly got her in the shower so we could commence with indulging into our adult cravings.  Just as we were getting ready to begin..uh hm...the space invader began in with her loudest most jazzy version of the ABC's we had ever heard. The very defeated Sarg hung his head and shook it laughing to himself how she is his favorite cock blocker.

Luckily we have gotten smart about locking our door when we awake from some early morning weekend lovin. Because there have been many a time during mid quickie making that have been interrupted by the non stop knocking and asking to come in.

SI: *Knock* *Knock* *Knock* x100 (sometimes I think we let her watch too much Big Bang Theory)
Us: What do you want?
SI: Can I come in?
Us: No
SI: Tries to turn door nob anyway.. with no luck
Us: What do you  need?
SI: I want to watch cartoons! Oh, and... Can you make me pancakes? Now?
Us: *sigh* We'll be out in a minute..... *sigh*

Guess we are not always quick enough.. :-)